I disappointingly discovered that unlike apple or blueberry picking, pumpkin picking is not really picking in the sense of severing the vegetable from the stem. Rather, farmers had already severed […]

After listening to his sister complain for a while on the phone, he told her, “Gramma’s really dumb. You know that.””Gramma’s a fucking retard,” chimed in his wife, who was […]

He is wearing lemon yellow socks and and mustard colored bow tie with large dots. Next to him on the stand is a white motorcycle helmet that looks sleek and […]

I had never seen so many types of squash before. There were the big, plump orange pumpkins used to make jack-o-lanterns for Halloween, and then smaller, lumpy squashes ranging from […]

Sometimes I wonder if there could be any way to blot out certain people or certain incidents from my memory, like in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. […]

just love my flatmate– she is such a dramatic character. I call her Loob (only in my mind) although that is not her name. She’s the kind of person who can wear […]